Squirrel Bombing

Looking over at the statistics for the past two days I can clearly see that the French people are trying to take over SquirrelBombing.com:

In an attempt to calm down the French people I am posting all the important facts about France that I can think of.

Fact #1 - Squirrels love to be fed bread.

Crasher squirrel is half as big as the Eiffel tower. That’s a fact. Oh also, the Eiffel tower ranked number 1 on the top 10 list of the “most disappointing sights in the world“. Zutt.

Fact #2 - Crasher Squirel is half as big as the Eiffel tower.

The “Musée-du-Louvre” is the world’s biggest museum. That’s a fact. Also, Marie-madeleine is buried under the Inverted Pyramid in the Musée-du-Louvre. That’s a fact as well. Proven by Dan Brown.

Fact #3 - Le musée du Louvre is the world's biggest museum.

That’s it for now. Go out and enjoy your weekend folks .

This is it. Squirrelbombing.com is going live. We want to grow this website to become the biggest squirrel bombing website on the internet.

Best of luck my little friend.

Crasher squirrel takes it to the web.